matt stops by starbucks on a sleepy friday morning
Matt: May I please get a grande drip with room?
Barista: Oh, um – sorry! Our coffee brewers aren't working this morning so we don't have any regular coffee.
(she makes a pouty face, then brightens)
Can we get you an Americano instead??
Matt: Mmmm – I don't really want an Americano. Let's see…you probably don't have iced coffee brewed either…?
Barista: Yes we do! Do you want a grande iced coffee?!
Matt: Yeah.
(holds out $2, which covers a grande drip.)
Matt: Can I assume I'll get the grande iced coffee for the price of a normal grande coffee, since you didn't have what I wanted?
Barista: No, we don't have the regular coffee today! Sorry!
Matt: Yes – I understand, but since you can't give me the regular coffee I wanted I'm not going to have to pay more for the iced coffee, right?
Barista: OK, your iced coffee is going to be $2.22 with tax!
Matt: Uh-huh, but a grande drip is under $2 with tax. I only brought $2 with me.
(pause)
Barista: I LIKE coffee!
Matt: Ugh. Here's my credit card.
Barista: Alrighty - you have a great day sir, mm-kay?!!
Matt: *sigh*
(slow burn)
The end.
Barista: Oh, um – sorry! Our coffee brewers aren't working this morning so we don't have any regular coffee.
(she makes a pouty face, then brightens)
Can we get you an Americano instead??
Matt: Mmmm – I don't really want an Americano. Let's see…you probably don't have iced coffee brewed either…?
Barista: Yes we do! Do you want a grande iced coffee?!
Matt: Yeah.
(holds out $2, which covers a grande drip.)
Matt: Can I assume I'll get the grande iced coffee for the price of a normal grande coffee, since you didn't have what I wanted?
Barista: No, we don't have the regular coffee today! Sorry!
Matt: Yes – I understand, but since you can't give me the regular coffee I wanted I'm not going to have to pay more for the iced coffee, right?
Barista: OK, your iced coffee is going to be $2.22 with tax!
Matt: Uh-huh, but a grande drip is under $2 with tax. I only brought $2 with me.
(pause)
Barista: I LIKE coffee!
Matt: Ugh. Here's my credit card.
Barista: Alrighty - you have a great day sir, mm-kay?!!
Matt: *sigh*
(slow burn)
The end.
posted by denverco at 2:18 PM
2 Comments:
Oh man! Two posts in two days. Yay!
Holy moley. 'Stacey' is loco. She is 28, married to a 60 yr. old dude, trying to solicit cash from the blogosphere.
starbucks must put something in their coffee to get people to come back. even people i know who normally don't patronize chains love them some starbucks.
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