the direct correlation between bowling success and cuervo
Last night after work I went to Lucky Strike Lanes at the Pavilions for the Antron/Benjamin Moore charity bowling event.
And I stunk up the joint real good.
My firm had a bowling party a few months back where I hit (what I believe was) an all-time high score for me of 156. So of course last night I walked into that bowling party like the cockiest son-of-a-bitch you've ever seen.
And then proceeded to bowl an 87. In front of a bunch of people to whom I'd been bragging about my previous score.
So, having no other obvious option I started hitting the tequila shots.
And the next thing I knew I got four strikes in a row.
Final score: 134. Not too shabby.
Bowling is fun.
But please don't attempt it without a shot or two of our old friend Jose.
That is all.
And I stunk up the joint real good.
My firm had a bowling party a few months back where I hit (what I believe was) an all-time high score for me of 156. So of course last night I walked into that bowling party like the cockiest son-of-a-bitch you've ever seen.
And then proceeded to bowl an 87. In front of a bunch of people to whom I'd been bragging about my previous score.
So, having no other obvious option I started hitting the tequila shots.
And the next thing I knew I got four strikes in a row.
Final score: 134. Not too shabby.
Bowling is fun.
But please don't attempt it without a shot or two of our old friend Jose.
That is all.
posted by denverco at 9:56 AM
3 Comments:
I always seem to forget that I can have fun bowling. I remember for the Screw Your Roommate event thw 1st threw throws & got strikes. I had no idea that was called a turkey. Oh & remember dare bowling? Were you there for that?
Everything goes better with tequila. Guys all of a sudden looking hot being the number one testament to that fact.
only after the first pitcher of beer is gone, and we are easing into the second one, do I get good.
My all time high score was 220. I am pretty fucking proud of that for some reason.
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