awkward office banter with an attempted Matt diffuser
Employee #1: "So ___, how did you hurt your back?"
Employee #2: "Oh - it just went out again. Happens a lot."
Employee #1: "Ha – it's because you're getting old!"
Employee #2: "No, this has actually been happening since college."
Employee #1: "Ha – no way! It's because you're getting old! Old man!"
Employee #2: "No. I compressed my spine in a rugby match in college and nearly ended up in a wheelchair."
Employee #1: *silence*
Employee #2: *silence*
Matt: "Ha ha – well, that's why I don't play rugby. That, and I wouldn't want anything to happen to my pretty, pretty face!"
Employees #1 and #2: *silence*
Matt: *silence*
Employee #2: "Oh - it just went out again. Happens a lot."
Employee #1: "Ha – it's because you're getting old!"
Employee #2: "No, this has actually been happening since college."
Employee #1: "Ha – no way! It's because you're getting old! Old man!"
Employee #2: "No. I compressed my spine in a rugby match in college and nearly ended up in a wheelchair."
Employee #1: *silence*
Employee #2: *silence*
Matt: "Ha ha – well, that's why I don't play rugby. That, and I wouldn't want anything to happen to my pretty, pretty face!"
Employees #1 and #2: *silence*
Matt: *silence*
posted by denverco at 11:28 AM
3 Comments:
So it turns out near-paralysis isn't funny? That's good to know! I feel your awkward silence pain denverboy!
Now that made me laugh out loud! I so wish I had been there.
pretty pretty face. Pretty face!!!! HAHAHA! That sounds like something I would have said.
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